The People's Republic of Democratic Republic of Wittstock is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.039 billion Wittstockians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 29.8%.

The Wittstockian economy, worth 52.4 trillion Wittstock Marks a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,450 Wittstock Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Democratic Republic of Wittstock, no one engages in 'locker room talk' any more, geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, and families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Republic of Wittstock's national animal is the German Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Democratic Republic of Wittstock is ranked 60,502^nd in the world and 134^th in A Taco Paradise for Safest, scoring 99.11 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.